• (whistling)
  • "(coughing) Uh."
  • "(sniffing) Aw, dude, I think I just shit my pants. Eugh! 'S'all squishy..."
  • "(crying) I wanna go home! I just wanna go home!"
  • "(heavy breathing) This looks like a safe place; hope they don't find me here..."


  • "I'm right behind you."
  • "Let's roll."
  • "Definitely."
  • "I gotchu."
  • "C'mon."
  • "No doubt."


  • "Keep your mouth shut!"
  • "You gotta be kidding me!"
  • "You can't be serious!"
  • "Gimme a goddamn minute!"
  • "Do it yourself then!"
  • "I'm tired of this shit!"
  • "Stop being a bitch!"
  • "Ugh, this is bullshit!"
  • "Dude, I swear to God; I will break my foot off in your ass if you say another word."


  • "Get ready!"
  • "Follow me!"
  • "C'mon, come on!"
  • "Get over there!"
  • "Cover me!"
  • "Who's with me?!"


  • "Nah."
  • "You're kidding me, right?"
  • "Oh, hell no."
  • "Why don't you do it?!"
  • "Kiss my ass!"
  • "Nah, I'm good."


  • "Are you stupid, let's go!"
  • "Get outta here!"
  • "RUN!"
  • "Oh, I'm done with this!"
  • "You can stick around, but I'm leavin'."


  • "Let's send 'em back to Hell!"
  • "Light 'em up!"
  • "Shoot 'em!"
  • "Fire!"
  • "Kill 'em all!"


  • "Nobody move."
  • "Lay low."
  • "Hold up a minute."
  • "Just wait!"
  • "Just sit tight."

Need Ammo

  • "Is there any more ammo around here?!"
  • "Who's got some clips?!"
  • "Toss me another mag!"
  • "I need some ammo!"
  • "Pass me some bullets!"

Need Health

  • "(cough) I'm dying."
  • "Aw, I'm hurt real bad!"
  • "I don't think I'm gonna make it."
  • "Aaah, I'm bleeding out!"
  • "Somebody get a doctor!"

Need Weapon

  • "You don't know how to shoot that thing, give it to me!"
  • "Can I get a gun, or what?!"
  • "Get me something to beat 'em with!"
  • "I'm useless without a weapon!"
  • "Get me a damn gun!"

Positive Status

  • "I'm still here, right?!"
  • "I'm still breathing, aren't I?"
  • "You need more help than I do."
  • "I think I'm okay."
  • "I'm cool."
  • "I'll be aight."


  • "Man, I'm glad you're on my team!"
  • "That was sick!"
  • "Daaaaamn, you're a pro, huh?!"
  • "That was crazy!"
  • "You're off the hook!"
  • "Huh, I could do better."
  • "Oh-hoo, you think you're slick, huh?!"

Status Report

  • "Does anybody need help?"
  • "You guys okay?"
  • "How's everybody doin'?"
  • "Nobody's dead, right?"
  • "Is everybody here?"


  • "Thanks man, you saved my life!"
  • "Thanks."
  • "I owe you one."
  • "I'll never forget this."
  • "I'll pay you back later."


  • "Dude, what're we doing here?"
  • "I think coming here was a mistake...we should go back."
  • "This is bullshit. I'm not listening to any of your stupid ass ideas again; taking us to this dump and shit."
  • "Okay, this looks good. Let's go in, grab the stuff that we need, and get the hell out of here."
  • "Oh-ho-ho, yeah! Perfect spot guys! (chuckle) If you wanna die n' shit! Whatever dude."


  • "Swallow that!"
  • "Lay down and stay down!"
  • "That all you got?!"
  • "My grandma with no legs moves faster than that!"
  • "I'm DONE playing games with you!"
  • "Now you look like a smelly piece of shit."
  • "That's right; I smoked your punkass!"
  • "Huh, you ain't talkin' all that '(intentionally stupid-sounding zombie impression)' shit now, are you?!"
  • "Put that in your mouth! Tickle it around a little bit, cock sucker!"


  • "Get away from me dude! What the hell?!?! (panting)"
  • "Noooo, I'm not dyin' here! Leave me alone! (panting)"
  • "Aaaah, get the hell off me, man!"
  • "Oh my God. Nooo! (heavy breathing)"
  • "Screw this! Help! Help meee!"


  • "You're nothing!"
  • "Oh, you wanna play with me?!"
  • "Eat these!"
  • "C'mon bitch, you ain't shit!"
  • "Oh-hoh, you want some too?!"
  • "I'm gonna knock your head off!"
  • "I'll smoke you, and your faggot friends!"
  • "The hell's wrong with you, dude?!"
  • "D'oh, you're an ugly son of a bitch!"


  • "They're dead; let's get the hell out of here."
  • "Ashes to ashes; dust to dust (chuckle)."
  • "Whoa, can't believe we're still alive."
  • "(laughing) Damn, that was easier than I thought."